Now that you're smiling, let's talk about cake. My dude does not have a sweet tooth.
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No, he has sweet teeth.
He loves sugar like you love (insert your drop dead most favorite thing...EVER). Seriously.
True story:
We went to Target to purchase some random stuff right around Halloween. I had no intentions of buying Halloween candy due to the fact that at the time we lived in a condo in LA and were not only surrounded by people much older than us...but we also lived behind a gate. I figured we didn't need. Why fight with the temptation? Whilst walking around buying more than necessary (damn you TARGET), the dude says "eh, why don't we just get Halloween candy?" "Whatever you want, but I'm not handing it out" "OK!" So we bought a variety pack of full size M&M's, assuming that if we even had trick-or-treaters, that it would be very few and we could be the "cool house" giving out the legit full size candy (you know you had those in your neighborhood).
Anyway, when the dude picked out this candy I said "Just make sure you don't eat it all before Halloween" He essentially told me I was crazy and that the only pack he would even eat, if he even bothered, would be the peanut butter M&M's. Sure. OK.
Next day, seriously, I come home from work, open up the pantry and BOOM...no candy. Yes, ladies and gentlemen...he ate 15 packs of M&M's...in a day.
So, cake was obviously going to be a big deal. Huge deal. Titanic sinking big deal. Apple releases ANYTHING big deal. Yeah.
I asked the dude what kind of cake he wanted and every time his response was ice cream cake.
(source)
He loves sugar like you love (insert your drop dead most favorite thing...EVER). Seriously.
True story:
We went to Target to purchase some random stuff right around Halloween. I had no intentions of buying Halloween candy due to the fact that at the time we lived in a condo in LA and were not only surrounded by people much older than us...but we also lived behind a gate. I figured we didn't need. Why fight with the temptation? Whilst walking around buying more than necessary (damn you TARGET), the dude says "eh, why don't we just get Halloween candy?" "Whatever you want, but I'm not handing it out" "OK!" So we bought a variety pack of full size M&M's, assuming that if we even had trick-or-treaters, that it would be very few and we could be the "cool house" giving out the legit full size candy (you know you had those in your neighborhood).
Anyway, when the dude picked out this candy I said "Just make sure you don't eat it all before Halloween" He essentially told me I was crazy and that the only pack he would even eat, if he even bothered, would be the peanut butter M&M's. Sure. OK.
Next day, seriously, I come home from work, open up the pantry and BOOM...no candy. Yes, ladies and gentlemen...he ate 15 packs of M&M's...in a day.
So, cake was obviously going to be a big deal. Huge deal. Titanic sinking big deal. Apple releases ANYTHING big deal. Yeah.
I asked the dude what kind of cake he wanted and every time his response was ice cream cake.
(source)
Granted, there are better, more appropriate designs than those pictured above, but I'm not going to lie. I shot down the idea faster than he ate 15 packs of M&M's. Not that I don't love ice cream cakes...I totally do. I just want this cake to be displayed and looked at and all that. If I allowed an ice cream cake to sit out that long, we'd have wedding soup for desert. No thanks.
The dude really didn't care what kind of cake we actually ended up with. The most important thing to him was that he try them...all of them...even if he liked the first (direct quote).
So that's what we ended up doing at the bridal fair in Monterey. We tried cake...after cake...after cake. Yeah, the servings are small (thank goodness)...but there were so many cake vendors (and candy vendors, and chocolate fountain vendors, and candy was also being handed out by nearly every booth). In the midst of all the frosting types, there was a part in the clouds. We tasted it. The most perfectly refreshing delicious cake. I knew from first bite that it was the one. My knees buckled...I may have drooled a little.
Next time we talk about style, flavor, vendor, and email.
How did you pick your cake?
The dude really didn't care what kind of cake we actually ended up with. The most important thing to him was that he try them...all of them...even if he liked the first (direct quote).
So that's what we ended up doing at the bridal fair in Monterey. We tried cake...after cake...after cake. Yeah, the servings are small (thank goodness)...but there were so many cake vendors (and candy vendors, and chocolate fountain vendors, and candy was also being handed out by nearly every booth). In the midst of all the frosting types, there was a part in the clouds. We tasted it. The most perfectly refreshing delicious cake. I knew from first bite that it was the one. My knees buckled...I may have drooled a little.
Next time we talk about style, flavor, vendor, and email.
How did you pick your cake?